A Fox News poll shows that only fifty five percent of Americans think O.J. is guilty of robbery. Do you know what that means? It means that forty five percent are either completely ignorant or completely stupid. (And, if you don't know the difference between "ignorant" and "stupid" you are probably both.) There are multiple eyewitnesses to the crime. O.J. has himself stated that it was a "sting" operation. There is at least one audio tape of the robbery in progress. Unless you think O.J. was framed (again?), there's no denying it.
Check out this hilarious (made-up) article about it.
But, some may say, "Wait. I believe O.J. went into the hotel room and took the stuff, but it had been stolen from him--that's why he's not guilty!" While it's true that you can take back items that have been stolen from you, and it is considered legal self-help, self-help only gives you the right to retrieve your things--all the other stuff that O.J. did in retrieving the items would still be illegal. The whole thing is so stupid I can't believe it.
You people must really love O.J. (The first person to make a joke about drinking O.J. for breakfast gets tasered, because that's just sick.)
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