Today's Survey

Alright, I haven't done one of these surveys in a long time, and I'm just in the right state of mind to do something that ridiculous. Enjoy.


60 things you didn't know about me until you read this...

What is in the back of your truck/car?
Stains. I'm blaming the kid.

What color is your toothbrush?
One is blue. The other is yellow. (Don't ask.) But the bristles on both are white. Go figure.

Name one person that made you smile today.

Bree

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Probably getting dressed? I don't know. Who keeps track of this crap (on a Saturday, especially)?

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Watching hillbillies race cars in circles.

What is your favorite candy bar?
Mounds. (Almond Joy's got nuts; Mounds don't.)

Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Wait. No.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Not in Istanbul."

What is the best ice cream flavor
That's like asking me what restaurant makes the best burger. It's whichever one you're willing to buy for me!

What was the last thing you had to drink ?
Gatorade.
Gatorade is thirst-aid for that deep-down body thirst.
Be like Mike.
Is it in you?


What are you wearing right now?
A few extra pounds.

What was the last thing you ate?
Besides my words?

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No. Nor last week, nor the week before that, nor the week before that.

when was the last time you ran?
To the best of my recollection, it was September 28, 2007. I'm pretty sure it was a Friday night, and Las Vegas was on TV. http://notcelebritynotfitclub.themikelyonsshow.com/2007/09/running-on-cherry-pie.html

The last sporting event you watched?
I saw some NBA action last weekend. I said action.

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
I thought popcorn was the flavor.

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on my space?
Your mother.

Ever go camping?
Duh. (For those of you in Miami-Dade County, that means "no." I know it was like eight years ago, but if you don't know how to vote you've got some serious problems.)

Do you take vitamins daily?
No. My crack dealers says it's got all my essential vitamins and minerals.

Do you go to church every Sunday?
I try.

Do you have a tan?
No. I wears SPF 50 when I'm inside.

Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
Is it Chinese pizza?

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
What's "soda"?

What did your last text message say?
"Done"


What are you doing tomorrow?
Church and family stuff.

Where is your dad?
Home.

Look to your left, what do you see?
A clock that is probably worth more than my whole life.

What color is your watch?
You mean my phone? It's gray.

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
"No kangaroos in Austria!" Go figure.

Do you use chapstick?
Rarely.

What is your birthstone?
I think it's a kidney stone.

What is your favorite number?
3

Do you have a dog?
I have two buried in the back yard. Does that count?

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Greg

Have you met anyone famous?
I met myself.

Any plans today?
Same thing I plan every night, Pinkie; try to take over the world!

How many states have you lived in?
One... unless you count states of mind...

Ever go to college?
Once or twice.

Do you dye your hair?
I'd rather dye.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
As if you don't know already!

Last song listened to?
Time for Me to Fly, REO Speedwagon

Can you say the alphabet backward?
"The alphabet backward." Sure.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I'm not gay enough to have a favorite pair of shoes.

Are you jealous of anyone?
I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.

Is anyone jealous of you?
Almost everyone, I imagine.

Do you love anyone?
All night long, baby.

Do any of your friends have children?
Yes. I even have friends who don't!

Do you eat healthy?
Who's healthy?


What do you usually do during the day?
Take a shower. Other than that it's pretty random.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Just a little bit.


Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Hello! Of course!

What color is your car/truck?
Gray and dirt. The gray is supposed to be there.

Do you like cats?
I like big cats.


Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Ype.


How did you get your worst scar?
I jumped into a creek.