Friday, August 22, 2008

A Day in the Life: Part II

Also: Part I | Part III

While I maintain that it was cool today well into the afternoon, it was still warm enough to lower the top. Praise God for small favors.

Any job where you can work five hour days is fabulous. It may or may not not pay so hot, but it's fabulous.
Dear God,
Please don't let me get old. Well, I'm not against being old--I'm just against being that old. You know, the shaking- and the quivering voice-old. Please God, not that. I'm okay with losing my mobility. I'm okay with joint replacement surgeries (though not preferred). I am totally fine with undiagnosed cancers of all kinds. But, please dear God, don't make me shake!
Your child,
mike
Today, Tumbleweed restaurant is owned by a company out of San Diego, California. A few days ago they were owned by Diamondback Management in Wassau, Wisconsin. Diamondback went bankrupt, apparently. Don't ask me why this interests me; I guess I'm easily entertained.

Why is it that the more gas prices go up the more people give away $25 gas cards? I can't even fill up with $25. What a stupid promotion.

So, I'm a church hopper. I admit it. I plan on going to a new church this Sunday, even though I love my current church and have absolutely no complaints. As always, I am going to insist that I don't plan on changing churches again in the future. (If I do, I'll probably go back to where I am!) Also, I have a friend who is planning on visiting the old church this Sunday. Hrm. Good planning, Mike.

Dominoes wants you to know that they make terrific pizzas. But, if you disagree they also make sandwiches. I'm not sure Dominoes makes terrific pizzas--I honestly don't know. But, let's assume for the sake of discussion that they do. What's next? Jimmy John's pizza?

I despise it when people end a sentence with an inflection, as if it is a question. For example, "I despise it when people end a sentence with an inflection, as if it is a question?" SO annoying. How can people stand themselves?

Why doesn't anybody do promotions for $3 at McDonald's? Oh, because you can't even eat a meal at McDonald's for $3.

Olympic athletes should be required to wear more covering clothing. Some of those people are just disgusting.

Speaking of Olympic athletes, there's a guy from China named Zhou, pronounced "Joe." That's totally cool. I'm gonna name something Zhou.

Jimmy John's pizza? That's brilliant.

Also: Part I | Part III

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