John McCain Reads This Blog

Well, it's official. John McCain followed my advice and selected Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate. Please note that I recommended this pick nearly three months ago.

Some thoughts:

1. Of the four candidates running, I like one of them.
2. If elected, Sarah Palin would be the hottest vice president in U.S. history. Sorry, Dan Quayle.
3. I'm confused. Barack Hussein Obama keeps saying he's the candidate of change, but he selected someone who has been part of the Washington establishment since 1972. (That's before yours truly was even born!) McCain, meanwhile, chose someone who is as much of a Washington outsider as anyone could possibly be. So, it looks to me like McCain is the candidate of change.
4. If the McCain-Palin ticket is elected, it will pave the way for Palin to become the first female U.S. President in history. She would be the hottest President in U.S. history. (Sorry, John Kennedy.)
5. I want a female VP. Why? Because I love women.

Good day.