Obama Biden Laden

Well, it's official.

The liberal Barack Hussein Obama, the donkey party's candidate with the elephant ears, has named Joe Biden as his running mate. (Fox News article, if you must.) I can't believe he's dumb enough to choose a guy named Biden.

Obama Biden Laden. There. I said it.

I'm not sure this is a real news stories anymore; everybody has been saying for at least a week now that it was going to be Biden.

Everybody knew it had to be a white guy. There. I said it.

So, the candidate who is running on change is partnering with the very definition of "Washington elite." The candidate who was supposed to be something different is running with the guy who is the exact embodiment of every liberal Washington Democrat in the establishment.

Change you can believe in. Just like you can believe in Santa Claus. There. I said it.