Baloney

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A customer told me the following story:

At lunch one day, one of her children refused to eat his baloney sandwich. (It was eaten by someone else.) Later in the day, when it was time to go somewhere, the child said he was hungry. She told him to go quick and grab something to eat and go.

He was taking too long, however, so she said, "What's taking so long? What are you looking for?"

His reply? "Blow me." (The kid is ten.)

She just explodes. "EXCUSE ME!? Do you even know what that means, or are you just repeating something you heard at school? For your information, that's when a woman does (blah blah blah) to a man..." and she goes about explaining the whole thing to him.

Finally, she stops. The kid looks at her and says, "I said, 'Baloney.'"

Yeah, that's what I would have said, too.