Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Deep Thoughts on Relationships (Based on the Bible)

Alternative title: I Drank Too Much Caffeine
(I wrote this late last night)

Love hurts. Though the song was made popular by Nazareth in 1976, Jesus of Nazareth proved it way before that.

Relationships: everything to lose, nothing to gain. Okay, Jesus died for us because he loves us...but what did he get out of the deal? Not a dang thing, that's what.

The first step to loving others is to stop loving yourself. If you love someone...if you REALLY love someone, you're going to let them kill you. (See the life of Jesus.) If you're into self-preservation, love should be avoided.

Even if you do everything right, the other party will whore around. God took care of the Israelites and they repeatedly chased after other gods; the golden calf, Ba'al, etc.
[Tangent: Why would ANYONE name their kid Aaron? What an idiot!!! Moses aint here--let's make a golden calf! Retard.]
Jesus was willing to die for his friends...but get married? Not even God wants to deal with that crap.

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