Here are some tips for a long, happy life.
1. Assume your hair is awful, and no amount of styling will ever change that.
2. Devote a terrific amount of brain power to the operation of your motor vehicle.
3. Pray continually.
The reason I make these specific suggestions is because if you are busy trying to style your hair and you let your car roll backwards into mine, only the grace of God will be able to provide me with enough self-control to not jump out of my car and drastically alter your physical appearance.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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Sometimes, I'm convinced your life is vastly more exciting than mine.
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