News in Review

Okay, so I need to get a life. Deal with it.


FoxNews.com: "N. Korea defies international criticism, launches rocket in what could be a step toward putting a nuclear warhead on missile capable of reaching Alaska."

But, why would anyone want to nuke Alaska? What's the point?

Obama's response: "We will immediately consult with our allies in the region, including Japan and (South Korea), and members of the U.N. Security Council to bring this matter before the Council. I urge North Korea to abide fully by the resolutions of the U.N. Security Council and to refrain from further provocative actions."

Empty rhetoric hard at work. Gag me.


FoxNews.com: "Kate & Pam: Who's Pregnant?"

I'm not the father, right?


TheSun.co.uk: "A British school was blasted Friday after kids as young as 11 were told to shout obscenities during a lesson in swearing."

Okay, so, seriously, there's a journalist out there who can't find anything more important to report on?