Deep Thoughts on a Thursday

Shamu.

I hate cold, more and more every day. I've been told that 70 degrees is not cold. I disagree. My next job is going to be inside a sauna. I should work on my abs first.

Is 7-to-0 a ratio, or just the score?

There is a certain burden to being totally awesome, and not many are cut out for it. Then again, not many are totally awesome.

Greed is when you want more money than I want.

"My back is filled with searing pain; there is no health in my body." Psalm 38:7.

I have a new quest. I must learn to distinguish between the "I will laugh at any joke you tell because you are the one telling it" laugh and the "I actually think that's funny" laugh. This a particularly difficult quest due to the fact that any joke I tell is actually funny.