Nine Lies

1. I love school, especially online classes with loads of class discussion.
2. All of my friends live in the same town that I do.
3. The best part of my job is the respect that I am given by my co-workers.
4. I am in the best physical shape of my life.
5. Sunburns are simply something that does not happen to me.
6. I am completely content in my dead-end job.
7. UPS, FedEx Ground, DHL, USPS, and Spee-Dee Delivery are all great services.
8. I make tons of money and travel all over the country.
9. I am a total slut.