UPS Watch: Day 23

9:22 am
The box that has been in transit for 23 days now is supposed to be delivered today. I am anxiously awaiting its arrival. Of course, it was also supposed to be delivered on Day Three. Then it was going to be delivered on Day Four... the drama that is UPS continues.

9:30 am
The people on the radio are offended that Jenny Craig offered to "help" Jessica Simpson. At the same time, they thought Aretha Franklin should consider a similar offer. Would UPS be offended if I taught them to deliver a package!?

10:57 am
The only thing that could possibly be more retarded than UPS is the United States Postal Service. I'm just sayin.

11:15 am
My UPS rep called to check on the package. No, it's still not here.

11:21 am
My UPS rep called. He told me that the online tracking shows that the package will be delivered today. That's super reassuring, since that's what it said twenty days ago.

12:12 pm
Usually the UPS guy is here by 10 am. Still nothing today; I haven't even seen a poop-brown-colored truck today.

12:15 pm
I spoke too soon. It's here. UPS repackaged it (thus the new tracking number) when they found it in Utah, which is why the tracking showed that it grew a pound. Ironically, UPS listed it as 18 pounds when it is actually 21. Geniuses, all.