At this time of year, if there is one thing that I want--and I think many many other people want as well--it is to be able to host a stress-free Thanksgiving. With that in mind, here are five tips for a stress-free Thanksgiving.
- Seat your mother across or otherwise near your brother--you know, the one who actually did something with his life.
- Arrange to receive an "urgent" phone call requiring your immediate assistance at work.
- Have a nice assortment of National Geographic, Popular Mechanic, and National Review for your weird uncle who hates football.
- Forget to invite anyone.
- Never host Thanksgiving.
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| I wish I was here. |
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