Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Five Tips for Hosting a Stress-Free Thanksgiving

At this time of year, if there is one thing that I want--and I think many many other people want as well--it is to be able to host a stress-free Thanksgiving.  With that in mind, here are five tips for a stress-free Thanksgiving.
  1. Seat your mother across or otherwise near your brother--you know, the one who actually did something with his life.
  2. Arrange to receive an "urgent" phone call requiring your immediate assistance at work.
  3. Have a nice assortment of National Geographic, Popular Mechanic, and National Review for your weird uncle who hates football.
  4. Forget to invite anyone.
  5. Never host Thanksgiving.
I wish I was here.

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