Bucket of Ridiculousness

I went to Winnebago High School in the wonderful v...

2010-02-16T18:31:03.077-08:00

I went to Winnebago High School in the wonderful village of Winnebago, Illinois.

Hi, Mike - I'm wondering if you are the Mike Lyo...

2010-02-16T18:27:09.189-08:00

Hi, Mike -

I'm wondering if you are the Mike Lyons with whom I went to high school. Where you from?

Dan

Mike.. this is what I was writing about last night...

2010-02-11T06:56:30.871-08:00

Mike.. this is what I was writing about last night..

Wow. I'm not a good enough loser to get a score l...

2010-01-31T07:27:39.865-08:00

Wow. I'm not a good enough loser to get a score like that!

Don't know why but I get the feeling that 22 was p...

2010-01-21T21:55:34.525-08:00

Don't know why but I get the feeling that 22 was pushed in front of the train!

Mike: Seriously... you have a gift! how do you kno...

2010-01-18T20:10:34.804-08:00

Mike: Seriously... you have a gift! how do you know this things? You are not that "gray". I'm proud to say that I am doing it. It's nice to read some assurance here!! In my humble opinion you should print the whole show(except some trivial pieces) on book format. I imagine a black glossy paperback with your logo covering the whole front. Awesome!!! Don't you think?

This may be my favorite post of yours of all time ...

2010-01-17T13:37:24.472-08:00

This may be my favorite post of yours of all time ever ever ever.

I think you are happy for the wrong reason... I da...

2010-01-08T06:46:29.618-08:00

I think you are happy for the wrong reason... I daresay you are happy not because you gave up...You are happy because you opened your eyes and now see the big picture.. (you know like in a dream; when you see yourself from above) you found the true meaning of life... Now come on.. man of God... sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!!!!!!

That is pretty funny. Good luck.

2010-01-07T18:45:16.433-08:00

That is pretty funny. Good luck.

Yeah, not my best work.

2010-01-07T18:37:36.932-08:00

Yeah, not my best work.

And you call yourself a Christian?.. why don't you...

2010-01-07T17:58:00.325-08:00

And you call yourself a Christian?.. why don't you try to imitate your hero.. Jesus... He will be ashamed of you for being so mean... I like your other articles, but I dislike when you get so judgemental on vain matters!!!!!!!

Metropolis, Illinois = Superman statue That's all...

2010-01-06T19:35:14.786-08:00

Metropolis, Illinois = Superman statue

That's all.

Okay, to be clear, I do not think it is okay at al...

2010-01-06T19:33:20.765-08:00

Okay, to be clear, I do not think it is okay at all. I'm just not surprised, and I am a bit surprised that anyone else is.

Been to metroplis, IL many times. Not worth it.

2010-01-06T19:24:59.811-08:00

Been to metroplis, IL many times. Not worth it.

How can you say this? It sounds like you are sayin...

2010-01-06T15:13:04.902-08:00

How can you say this? It sounds like you are saying it is okay for him to sleep around because he is a millionare. He, and all men and women, should respect their vows, reguardless of money! I don't care if his wife went to the moon, he shouldn't have slept around. You can't excuse his behavior by saying he is a male and has a high sex drive.

I don't get your point here! Is it good or bad phi...

2010-01-05T21:23:13.583-08:00

I don't get your point here! Is it good or bad philosophy? To me... Jack has the best ideology.. ( leaving backstabing and deceiving ways behind) I see a great man in the making there! I love when Barboza tells him.. "that's the mentality that lost you the Pearl" Jack shows heart!!!!!

For obvious reasons, you need to visit the Houston...

2010-01-05T07:09:43.394-08:00

For obvious reasons, you need to visit the Houston area. And yes, you may sleep on my couch.

Sweet, that's where I live.

2009-12-23T18:32:14.294-08:00

Sweet, that's where I live.

What Tim said!

2009-12-18T11:07:22.516-08:00

What Tim said!

Dude, Christmas traditions with the kid...that wil...

2009-12-17T05:46:43.454-08:00

Dude, Christmas traditions with the kid...that will always be the most important thing happening this time of year!

I do hard things.

2009-11-24T12:43:32.107-08:00

I do hard things.

Was that Oprah I saw, or Jabba the Hutt?!

2009-11-22T04:42:52.872-08:00

Was that Oprah I saw, or Jabba the Hutt?!

Some of us giggle at our jiggle. But I like your ...

2009-11-21T14:16:50.016-08:00

Some of us giggle at our jiggle. But I like your interpretation better, so I changed it. ;)

The guy who proofreads wrote, "giggling" instead o...

2009-11-21T14:13:30.422-08:00

The guy who proofreads wrote, "giggling" instead of "jiggling". "Giggling" is a kind of laughing, and it didn't seem like that's what you meant.

Also, ending a sentence with a preposition is not always incorrect.

Have you noticed that the Texans have the same pro...

2009-11-15T22:22:24.377-08:00

Have you noticed that the Texans have the same problem at the quarterback position? I was thinking about it this afternoon, and there are several teams with that problem. We've already mentioned the Bears and Texans. There's also the Rams, Seahawks, Packers (yes, in spite of Rodgers's high fantasy stats, he's still a whining girl), Chiefs, 49ers, and Redskins. Why is it all of a sudden acceptable to have these QB's who can't make decent decisions and can't manage the game (case in point: Bulger's 2-minute offense today, which should've beat the Saints)? Could we please clone Joe Montana and go back to the days when quarterbacks were quarterbacks?! Of course, we'd need to clone Jerry Rice and go back to the days when receivers were receivers, too, but I guess that's a discussion for another day.