Also relieved is fourteen-year-old Mia Williams of Atlanta Georgia, who writes,
You're probably wondering what I'm writing about, so I'll tell you.
My cousin Emma has always been there for me. She taught me how to ride my bike and how to French braid my hair. But the best thing she ever did was to teach me how to cheat at Uno by dropping cards from my hand under the table. I never lose at Uno anymore, except when Emma is there because she knows the trick. We are best friends forever. Well, Casey, her mom took away her cell phone to punish her for being mouthy, and I miss her dearly. We haven't been able to text for two days.
For my long distance dedication to Emma, please play "Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley (featuring LL Cool J).
Authorities are stunned by this non sequitur request, though fans of Casey Kasem's work have noticed that the songs requested in "long distance dedications" rarely, if ever, have anything to do with anything.