Guppies

Holy crap. I'm agreeing with Charlene and I'm dumb enough to put it in writing. If I were smart, I would just say it out loud so she would never know, but this is too good to not share.

I didn't write it down or anything, so hopefully my paraphrase will retain the original intent. Charlene says that something like ninety percent of women are like the guppies you can get at Walmart for ten cents: anyone can have them, but it'll never be anything special.

Guppies.

I don't know, but that sounds pretty flipping brilliant and spot-on to me.

Charlene also says that I should make a check list and make sure that any chick I am interested in meets my criteria. I told her that I would be delighted if I actually needed a check list to begin with. Usually I know that a chick doesn't meet my criteria within about forty-five seconds. Sad.